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BEE_Buti_NGA: The Shamus: Would You Do That Too?

Sometimes jokes make us laugh and provoke. But they are just jokes that we need not to be taken seriously, like this one.

The Shamus

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous shamus, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.
I watch house.
He comes to house.
I watch.
He and she leave the house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree – look in window.
He kisses she.
She kisses he.
He strips she.
She strips he.
He plays with she.
She plays with he.
I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE.

(Buti nga sa iyo, pakialamero ka kasi!!!)